Gentle sex in the morning is better than coffee in bed. Wouldn't you agree?

It's convenient when my wife works at home — I pester her anytime

The intermission in the theater had already ended, but we were delayed in the toilet

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm

Studying is boring, but if I show my tits I'll be on my dick

How naive — she thought she'd get a blowjob and wouldn't have to get up

What the fuck are the maids doing instead of cleaning TicToc? We need to punish them

Students didn't go to class to spend the day in bed

And licked my pussy and rubbed my dick, but when are you going to fuck me?

They shot it for TikTok, but they banned it — at least you can see it here

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

I screwed up and couldn't fix my laptop, but at least I talked him into a blowjob

Brother, you haven't been shy for long — you saw boobs and you're ready to fmf right away

I haven't slipped it in yet, she's already leaking, she'll give it to me and take it in her mouth

How about this: you take off your clothes, and I'll take a video of you. How's that?

Olivier's finished, now we're fucking to orgasm under the Christmas tree

Why did I cum on my pussy, I wanted kids - I'll shove the sperm inside

Phew, thanks for not going in - I got it out before I became a daddy

I just wanted to suck him off, but he grabbed me by the throat and shoved me in deep

Put your dick in here and I'll be cramping for a minute. Shall we test it?

This is what happens when you go into your brother's room without permission

Take your fingers out, there's a dick in there and cum on your face, that's better

She's screaming, like it hurts, and I'm just introducing her ass to my dick

Honey, you talk about fmf one more time and you'll fuck yourself